This guy’s running for Congress in four different states this election.
As it always to be expected when the news is good, the fundraising previews for both Democrat Wendy Davis and Republican Greg Abbott were out last night, which is a day early. The news on both sides was, indeed, good. Abbott’s no slouch in the fundraising department. No doubt he has a lot of cash READ MORE…
Every January 15th, I make a special toast: happy birthday, Edward Blumingfield, wherever you are!
Yeah, me too. But at least they’re not this bad.
Honestly, one of the few things Texas politics has had going for it in recent years is the laughs.
Which is why it totally disturbs me when there are clear signs that we are falling behind. Our home-grown whack jobs are increasingly not up to par these days.
Which is why I want you to meet Mark “Coonrippy” Brown. He’s running for governor of Tennessee (as a Republican, of course). He, like so many other Republicans, is concerned about our God-given Constitutional right to keep Rebekah, his pet raccoon. Apparently the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency took Rebekah away after she…um…did what raccoons do – attacked the chickens at the neighborhood high school.
No word yet on how ol’ Coonrippy plans to blame this on Obama, but I’m totally looking forward to it. There are even signs that Coonrippy’s catching on, since the morning The Daily Caller endorsed him.
If you’re not entertained yet, you’re almost dead to me, but I’ll give you one more chance: Coonrippy also makes videos. Here’s one of him during one of his favorite activities – showering with Rebekah The Chicken-killing Raccoon:
Texas politicos: tighten up your act, before it’s too late!
Republican primary for Lt. Governor heating up The four Republican candidates for Lt. Governor have recently been raising the stakes, each in his own bid to attract an increasingly-conservative base of Republican primary voters. After State Senator Dan Patrick last week accused his three opponents of being soft on not wanting to throw Latinos out READ MORE…
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